Ya'll better get yourself on down to the Isle. I've gone STARK RAVING MAD with DISCOUNT FEVER! For the moment my main symptom is an overwhelming desire to slash already low prices, so I'm selling everything that's marked down for an additional 20% off. Kids, that means some things are 95% off because Fall, Winter and Holiday stuff is 25% to 50% off already!
I'm just sayin that you might want to get down here quick before my symptoms go away because this is stuff at the Isle of You so you know there's some good stuff. Come now before I advertise my madness to the masses. Once they know, it'll go quick cause these BARGAINS ARE AMAZING!
Tell your friends!
The Discountess of the Isle of You