Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I better get busy!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The President of the United States is George
W. Bush, but the *Secret* President of the United States is . . . well, I
can't tell you, can I, because then he or she wouldn't be secret anymore,
right? I can reveal this, though: The Secret President of the United States
is working furiously behind the scenes to create a world in which
generosity, not fear, is the prime motivator -- a world whose moral
system is rooted in beauty, love, pleasure, and liberation instead of
control, repression, propaganda, and profit. And the Secret President of
the United States has a special assignment for you to carry out in the
coming months, Pisces. Are you ready to become more of a leader than
you've ever been before? Do you have the courage to be an inspirational
role model who motivates people through the power of beauty, love,
pleasure, and liberation?


Alison said...

You'd better get on it, woman! ;-)

robiewankenobie said...

seriously, son, i had no idea i was in the presence of such powah.

p.s. i am mad wicked jealous of you being able to quit the scouts. h. would be mad wicked pissed at me.

now the question is how i'm going to get my awesome fix now that you're not there, and are busy with the whole sekrit president dealio...